@cfg83@mycya4me Have you noticed the same cat keeps showing up ? It looks like the one who was telling its human it wants to take a nap & them eat snacks, and also the one that thinks @narfcake is so dreamy.
@Kyeh A cat who wants to take a nap an eat snacks is my spirit animal . I think it’s funny to see a corn dogs sign in the background with pizza cat in the foreground.
@mehvid1 Yup, people don’t realize that General Anthony Clement “Nuts” McAuliffe had been given an incorrect translation of the German terms of surrender at Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge in WWII. McAuliffe thought the Germans were asking him what his favorite beer food was as a gesture of good will. So, of course, he said NUTS! … and the rest is history.
The blood of the non believers!!
@yakkoTDI I don’t believe you …
/showme Anthropomorphized goat with vampire fangs named “yakkoTDI” chasing other scared goats yelling “I Baaaaah Society!”.
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@mediocrebot Ok, I wanted the victims to scream “… bahh …”, but this is better.
Good call, mediocrebot!
I love beans. If you don’t eat them, I highly recommend you find a way to add them to your diet.
@Zeusandhera I usually have at least 5 different types of beans in my pantry.
@Zeusandhera Toot Toot!
@therealjrn @Zeusandhera
@therealjrn @Zeusandhera
Ok let’s have another Blazing Saddles clip
It’s not on topic.
It’s “just ‘cuz”.
Powder…it would be hard to get 120-180 grams per day without supplements.
Lentils!
The protein store.
The pets of inattentive neighbors.
@mehcuda67

/giphy alien cow
@mehcuda67 I know what you mean. If I don’t watch my cat, it opens a food cart.
/showme Cat selling tacos at taco cart to anemic looking human beings.
This is terrible because my cat does NOT have a license to sell food. And who gets the fine? ME!!! OW!!!
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@cfg83 @mediocrebot 2 for $1? That’s a deal!
@mediocrebot TWO FOR ONE DOLLAR!?!?!?! My taco cat is losing money too!
@mehcuda67 @therealjrn I lose more cow-pets that way.
@cfg83 No headbutts for you; that AI image is too obvious.
/showme a cat selling pizza by the slice at a fair
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@mediocrebot looks like Joe’s cat shop is doing great Biz.
@mediocrebot @mycya4me Ok, you have the farrrrrrrrrr more business savvy cat. $3 is a much better price.
@cfg83 @mycya4me Have you noticed the same cat keeps showing up ? It looks like the one who was telling its human it wants to take a nap & them eat snacks, and also the one that thinks @narfcake is so dreamy.
@Kyeh A cat who wants to take a nap an eat snacks is my spirit animal
. I think it’s funny to see a corn dogs sign in the background with pizza cat in the foreground.
@mycya4me I shed in your general direction.
@Kyeh @mycya4me @narfcake I DID notice, except one cat has white paws, so maybe they are siblings.
/showme Cats serving food at different food stands at carnival.
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@cfg83 @mediocrebot HA HA! I love the uniforms!
@mediocrebot Two identical meows out of four ain’t bad.
@heartny Taking a nap & then eating snacks always sounds like a good idea to me!
Or the reverse.
Ya are what ya eat: NUTS!
@mehvid1 Yup, people don’t realize that General Anthony Clement “Nuts” McAuliffe had been given an incorrect translation of the German terms of surrender at Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge in WWII. McAuliffe thought the Germans were asking him what his favorite beer food was as a gesture of good will. So, of course, he said NUTS! … and the rest is history.